Home Wrecker LeAnn Rimes

In a recent interview on "In the Spotlight with Robin Roberts: All Access Nashville", LeAnn Rimes claims to have no regrets about her affair with Eddie Cibrian. The two cheating losers met on the set of the Lifetime movie, Northern Lights and apparently fell madly in love. And at the time of their affair, LeAnn was married to dancer Deane Sheremet and Cibrian was raising two children with his wife, model Brandi Glanville. Um, can you say home wrecking whore?! I mean I have never been a fan of LeAnn and her sketchy affair definitely confirms why. Not only did her whiny country music suck but so does her acting and personality. And don't even get me started on Mr. Cibrian. But you know what, I can tell you one thing. What goes around comes around and I'm gonna go ahead and say that Ms. Rimes is in for a rude awakening. Because let's be serious, hottie mc'hottie Eddie is a douche bag and we all know dbags can't stay faithful for long. So, best of luck to you LeAnn because karma's a bitch. Enjoy Mc'Steamy while you can! 

Heidi Montag's Mom's New Job

Darlene Egelhoff (mother of Heidi Montag) has apparently hit hard times. It looks like after 21 years of owning the Timberline Restaurant in beautiful Crested Butte, Colorado, the restaurant closed. And now Darlene cleans houses as a maid in her small Colorado hometown. Now, while I don't think there is anything wrong with the house cleaning profession, I just don't think it's right for Darlene. And I seriously want to smack Heidi Montag across her plastic face and give her size G breasts a wake up call. She has not spoken to her mother in nine months and has no right to treat her that way! But no, really, Heidi needs an ass beating and while we're add it, let's jump Spencer as well (no real threats here people). These two are the biggest wastes of space and embarrassment to society, and I'm sick of them getting paid  to do nothing. So come on Cali residents and do us far away east coast people a favor, take down the Pratts!

Mariah Carey is Preggers!

The truth is finally out and the couple is finally admitting it, Mariah Carey is pregnant with hubby Nick Cannon. "Yes, we are pregnant. This is true," Carey, 41, said on the Today show this morning. This will be the couples 1st child together, and the 1st for each of them. Aw, I'm so happy for them! I was skeptical of this duo when they first got together in 2008 but they really seem to click and make it work. And who doesn't love Mariah Carey?! Home girl has the most amazing voice and seems to be such a sweet heart. So Nick, I hope you know that you are one lucky guy. And you've come a long way since your Wild N' Out days and we all know who you have to thank for that. So continue to treat my girl Mariah right and we'll be all good in the hood. Anyway, Congrats you two!

The TPT Cyrus' Break Up

Another "Hollywood" couple calls it quits. After 17 years of marriage, Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Tish Cyrus (parents of the actor and singer Miley Cyrus) are divorcing. The couple speaks out to Us saying, "As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family. We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers." Now while I am sad for any family that goes through a divorce (especially sad for the children), I can't say I'm praying for the Cyrus family. For some reason they really irk me. Not only can I not stand the sound of Miley's voice (speaking, not singing) but I really don't think she's that good of an actress either. And I'm not trying to kick you while you're down Miley, but that voice KILLS me. Like nails on a chalk board. So I'm gonna go ahead and vote that you and your family should hop on a plane to BNA (Nashville airport code) with your mullet and cowboy boots and have your party in the USA over there, TPT Tennessee style. Now come on ya'll!

Cry me a river Camille Grammer

Camille Grammer, the soon to be ex-wife of actor Kelsey Grammer and cast member of the new Housewives of Beverly Hills show claims that Kelsey (her husband at the time) got her to do the Housewives show so that she could be distracted while he cheated in NYC. Apparently, the two were happily married for 13 years and the relationship only recently hit the rocks when Kelsey took a year long contract in NYC for Broadway show La Cage Aux Folles this past spring. It was then that Kelsey filed for divorce (in July) and stepped out with new love, 29 year old flight attendant Katye Walsh. And let's just say that Camille is just a tad bit bitter and upset (sarcasm ofc). But let's be serious, these superficial, plastic barbie like housewives can't expect much else. Their men clearly marry them for one thing and one thing only and we all know what that is. So ladies, I'm sorry but it looks like those perfect bodies, fake boobs, and botox wrinkle free faces aren't going to keep your men around forever. Because unfortunately there's always another b*tch younger and prettier than you. 

Justin Timberlake The Cheater

Well news has broken that Justin Timberlake has cheated on Jessica Biel with actress Olivia Munn. Apparently, Timberlake and Munn met September 26th at a MySpace event and Justin was immediately smitten. And shortly after their introduction, Timberlake and Munn carried out a secret 3 day affair while Jessica (girl friend at the time) was 3,000 miles away. Shame on you Justin. This is a classic case of a man not being able to keep it in his pants. And while I'm a fan of your music and talent Mr. Timberlake, I'm not a fan of a cheater. And what is with men cheating on their significant others with less attractive women?! I'm sorry but Jessica Biel is way hotter than Olivia Munn. So way to down grade Mr. Timberlake. And way to show the world how big of an ass you really are. 

GG Couple, Dunzo

It seems as if the 3 year relationship between Gossip Girl co-stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley has officially ended. Us Weekly is reporting that the private couple is remaining professional and friends post break up. How mature. Not. I really love how Hollywood acts as if breaking up isn't hard to do. Such BS. Especially because Blake has been spotted recently hanging with actor Ryan Gosling. Hmmm who to choose, Dan Humphrey or Noah Calhoun? I'd pull a Blake and go for the Notebook fairy tale too. Sorry but short, thin, sensitive (well, sometimes) men just don't do it for me. And apparently not for Blake anymore either. So, Sorry Mr. Badgley but looks like sex siren Serena is moving on to bigger and better things (or men in her case). Welp, back to Brooklyn you go!

Audrina Patridge Reality Show

Former Hills reality star and the latest DWTS cast off, Audrina Patridge is now reported to be getting her very own reality tv show on VH1. She told Us backstage on the DWTS set Tuesday night (after her elimination) that "It's a reality show about me and my family. Everything that people have wondered about me, they'll now get to see!" Oh Yippee Kay Yi Yay. I mean I don't mind Audrina but home girl is as dumb as a box of rocks. And I really don't feel like watching this wanna be actress and her family whore themselves out through Hollywood. So I'm gonna go ahead and skip this one because as much as I love a bad reality show, I can't give this brainless, fake boobed brunette any more attention than she deserves. So call me a hater but airheads just don't do it for me. But Bitches do :P

The Ever So Popular Kim K

Yesterday, Tuesday October 26th, the unfairly beautiful, vivacious Kim K blogged to the world "I just realized I have passed three million friends on Facebook! Wow! I just want to thank you all for 'liking' me  and being so supportive and amazing! I love you all." I just want to give a shout out to my girl and congratulate her on such a fabulous accomplishment. No, seriously. As a social media whore myself, I know how awesome it is to have just one person "like" you but 3 million?! Insanity. Oh to be Kim Kardashian. That would be the life. Now if only my Kimmie could find a decent man that will treat her right. Oh well, only time will tell but don't worry Ms. Kardashian, I'm praying for ya ;)

Can't Nobody Keep Kanye Down

In AskMen.com's fifth annual "Most Influential Man" poll this year, Kanye West was voted by over a half a million people as #5. Seriously? Home boy beat out George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and our President Barack Obama. Is this a joke? Who was voting, children? Now while I'm not a Kanye West hater and I didn't go ballistic when he disrespected Taylor Swift on National TV (I actually found it rather funny), I don't see how the rapper comes out as the fifth most influential celeb. But you know what, you go ahead Kanye and keep on singing "Welcome to the Gooooood Liiiiife" because it doesn't look like your fat mouth has gotten you completely dismissed from the public's liking just yet. So from one fat mouth to another, I got love for you Mr. West. Now shut up and rap.