Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Pink is Preggers!

Us Weekly is confirming that Pink and her husband Carey Hart are expecting their first child! A source confirms, "She's 12 weeks along, she wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off." I couldn't be happier for Pink and her motocross motorcycle racer hubby. I actually love this couple and am glad that they made their marriage work. Apparently Pink wanted to make their relationship solid before she would be happy with moving on to the next phase of their lives. Smart girl. So yay for Pink and Carey - I'm glad one Hollywood couple stuck it out through the hard times. But I wouldn't expect anything less from this kick ass couple. Aggressive women is where it's at. Now raise your glass to Pink and Carey!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Christina Aguilera, Moving on fast

Looks like Christina Aguilera is already well on her way to moving on from Husband Jordan Bratman. Whelp, that didn't take very long. She's been seen seeking comfort from a set assistant from her new film Burlesque, Matthew Rutler. And apparently the two have even been double dating with lovebirds Nicole Richie and Joel Madden; last Friday the foursome were seen dining at L.A.'s Soho House. And it appears that some are already approving of the new found relationship. "He's been really good for her and is helping her through this difficult time," a source explains. Yea, I'm sure he's been helping her through her "pain" in more ways than one. Poor Jordan. Sorry buddy, looks like "ain't no other man but you" just isn't the case anymore.  And Hey Christina, hit up my sista Kristen, she'll be down to get "dirty" with you :P

Monday, November 8, 2010

You're Not Cool Kelly Bensimon

At PEOPLE's Tao Las Vegas's 5-year anniversary party last Saturday, Kelly Bensimon opened up about her children and how they don't think she's that cool. "They think I'm their mom," she said of her daughters, Sea Louis, 12, and Thaddeus Ann, 10. "Because I'm their mom I'm not really cool, but their friends like me, so I guess my cool factor is like a two on a [scale of] one to ten – better than a zero." Hmm, I totally agree with her kids. Because Kelly is definitely far from cool. A few adjectives I'd say best describe her are clueless, delusional, oblivious... I could go on and on. I am definitely not the biggest fan of this Housewife of NYC. Not only do I not find her pretty (tranny look-a-like if you ask me) but she is a moron as well. And stop referring to yourself at Kelly Bensimon. You're divorced dip shit. Go back to your maiden name of Killoren and stop thinking you're special because news flash, you're not. Where's a Bethenny Frankel response when you need one? Team Bethenny, duh.

Karina Smirnoff Engaged

Geez, looks like a lot of c-list celebs are getting hitched these days. Karina Smirnoff (DWTS dancer) is now engaged to baseball player, boy friend Brad Penny. Penny proposed to Karina back in October one night after her foxtrot performance with Mike Sorrentino aka The Situation. And Karina gladly accepted the proposal. Yay, I'm happy for you Karina! And I'm glad somebody finally got this girl to commit. Not that she was a commitment phobe or anything, she more or less just bounced from relationship to relationship. So mad props to you Brad Penny on getting this rock on bod cutie to say yes. But I'm guessing Maksim Chmerkovskiy is not very happy about this engagement. Karina came out with new bf Brad Penny shortly after her much publicized engagement split from Maksim. Don't worry Maksim, I'm sure you're hot Ukrainian Latin self will be finding a new wifey shortly. Just make sure she's hotter than Karina, and boom, you've won. Happy Hunting!

Joe Francis Gets Married

This past weekend, Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild Founder) and girl friend Christina McLarty tied the knot at his Punta Mita Mexico estate. Joe admits that his close friendship to Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom made him realize that he was ready to settle down. He goes on to say: "Just spending time with [Khloe and Lamar] is full of happiness and laughter," Francis told Us of the smitten pair. "My fiancee and I are the best of friends, just like Khloe and Lamar, and the next step for us to go down the aisle is only natural!" Wow, I can't believe someone actually married this perv. I mean who in their right mind would settle down with the Girls Gone Wild Mogul and his naughty videographer ways. Whelp, good luck to you Mrs. Francis because I say once a perv, always a perv but then again you're probably just in it for the money anyways :P Smart Girl.

Dina Lohan, Worthless Mother

This morning on The Today Show with Matt Lauer, Dina Lohan, mother to hot mess actress Lindsay Lohan gave a status update on her daughter's recent extended stay in Rehab. This is Lindsay's fifth stay in rehab, and this time around her mother is hopeful that this stay at the Betty Ford Center will be her last. Doubtful. Dina also mentions that she would like to open up some of her own rehab centers in the future to help other families. Honestly, the last thing other families need is Dina Lohans help. Home girl can't even help her own daughter. So pathetic! I think five trips to rehab is a lil much, even if you are Lindsay Lohan. So Dina, instead of whoring out your own daughter to the media, why don't you try being a good mother for once? Just a tip.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Kate Gosselin Ruins Halloween

Seriously, Kate Gosselin has gone from the best mother to her 8 children to the worst in just a short period of time. This past Halloween, Kate decided to have her bodyguard Steve Neild drive her kids around to trick or treat while she slept in the van. And to make matters worse, home girl was yelling at her brood to be quiet so she could sleep. Wow. Amazing parenting skills. Not. I feel so bad for those poor kids. They went from a normal, healthy life style in bum-f*ck PA to now their parents caring more about stardom then caring for them. No wonder they are struggling through school and behavior issues - one of the twins just recently got suspended from school for hitting one of her classmates. And no one is to blame but Jon and Kate. You two seriously better get your acts together because your affecting your kids lives! So go back to being over weight nobody's in the middle of PA because you obviously can't handle Hollywood. Losers. 

Kendra, Sick of Moving

In the season opener of Kendra which premieres this Sunday on E! Kendra expresses how she is sick of living out of a suitcase. Kendra and her husband Hank Baskett (who is a professional football player and has bounced from team to team) have lived in 5 homes in a year and a half. And recently, Hank has moved to Minnesota to play for the Vikings while Kendra and their son did not. Apparently, Kendra wants to "live her life for her." Now while I understand why she is frustrated with moving so much, I do not agree with her statement. And I don't agree with keeping their son so far away from his daddy either. Kendra, you should have just sucked it up, supported your husband, and moved to Minnesota. I don't care how many times you have to move, you're committed to this man for the rest of your life, for better or worse. Plus, there's only so much Skype can do for a long distance relationship. And we all know you're a freak-a-leak so get your ass to Minnesota and do work. You'll be thanking me later. 

Housewives of Beverly Hills

Seriously, I don't know where to start with the Housewives of Beverly Hills but I know one thing, Camille is the number one pathetic housewife. I could go on and on about this worthless biotch but I'll keep it to a short blog post. Biggest pet peeve: home girl has 4 nannies for 2 kids. Like you've got to be kidding me. Then she has a house manager and the list goes on and on. Now the rest of the staff doesn't bother me but 4 nannies?! You're telling me you can't take care of your 2 children while you're doing nothing all day. Ugh, you disgust me! I don't even care if Kelsey is a cheating, recovering alcoholic, the smartest thing he ever did was get rid of her. So mad props to you Mr. Kelsey Grammer because I definitely would have ditched the self absorbed, pathetic, plastic, gold-digging housewife too. 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Engaged!

After 4 years of off and on dating, Nick Lachey has finally proposed to girl friend Vanessa Minnillo. And while I am not the biggest fan of Vanessa, I'm still hoping that this marriage works out. Because God knows I love Nick Lachey and I want home boy to be happy. After his highly publicized divorce in 2006 from Jessica Simpson, Nick deserves a second chance at love. And let's just hope that Vanessa doesn't pull a Jessica and decides to give up on their marriage after just 3 years. So pathetic. But anyways, this isn't a bash Jessica Simpson post - it's a Congratulations to the future Mr. and Mrs. Lachey! I wish you both the best of luck in love and may Nick finally get his little happy family. Oh yea and one more thing, just make sure you two don't take on a reality show during your marriage EVER because we all know how those go. Whelp, to happily ever after!