I can't quite explain why but I really do love Tori Spelling. Whether it dates back to the "Let Donna Martin Graduate" 90210 days or to her current show Home Sweet Hollywood on Oxygen with hubby Dean McDermott; Overall, I'm just a Tori Spelling fan. She may be a little anny and neurotic but I'm loving it. Because when you break it down, she really is such a great mom and wife. Anddd her Type A, psycho anal ways just make me feel a little bit better about myself. Anyway, can't wait for the SIXTH season of Home Sweet Hollywood to premiere. Let's all chant, "Let Donna Martin Graduate!" - haha Love it.
Seriously each member of the Hogan family are ALL disgusting. But the most ridiculous situation going on right now is that Linda Hogan (Hulk Hogan's ex) is literally dating someone her son Nick's age. Which is the young age of 20! And Nick approves! If this isn't right out of a TPT (aka trailer park trash) movie, I don't know what is. Desperate mid-age, white trash mom falls "in love" with one of her son's classmates. Like come onnn. You're a punch line waiting to happen. You were better off in your disfunctional marriage with Hulk. But hey, what ever rocks your boat Linda or hmm I mean trailer :P
Now I know Cat isn't everyone's favorite DC HW and she's definitely known as the "mean girl" on the show BUT I'm gonna go ahead and applaud her for deciding to get rid of her non-existent, pompous a**hole husband, Charles. Not only is the "White House" photographer never around but when he is, all he seems to be consumed with is himself. I hope Cat can get some money out of arrogant Chucky boy because I think home boy needs a rude awakening. And somebody needs to give my girl Cat a break. She may be out spoken and a bit bitchy but at least she isn't fake. Be real or go home, that's to you Michaele.
Teen Mom, Amber Portwood is a hot mess. Home girl not only assaulted her ex boy friend Gary 2 episodes ago but now she's come out of the woodworks with a new beau, Chris Hossman, whom she met at WAL-MART. Yes, Walmart. Then it just so happens that on their first date, he informs her he's basically in "jail." Anddd it just so happens that he also has child molestation charges dating back to 2005. Wow. Congratulations Amber, you definitely chose a winner. Not. And you thought chunky monkey Gary was a bad guy? Say Ambular, open your eyes, Gary is the best guy you're gonna get. Sorry sweetie.
Oh god Kim Zolciak from HW of ATL is coming out with another "club" song. This time called "Google Me." Oh Kim, Sweetie, believe me, no one wants to google you, if anything we want your 5 mins of fame to end. And if I stand corrected I think you stole that line from my bff Alison Shafer. "My name is alison shafer, DON'T google me." So come on Kimmie & be a lil bit more original :P
I don't think Jessica Simpson quite understands the TMI rule. She seems to be on a "let me share my farting obsession with the world" roll. Back in January during a business meeting for her denim line, she let out a very loud fart. Now she's tweeting about a website on "how to fart less." Newsflash to Jessica Simpson, I know all women are different and some of you feel free to expose your bowel movements to the public but I'm gonna go ahead and say my girl Jess should keep that private. It's killing your hotness. Come on Jess, keep your farting to yourself. Or at least do us all a favor and excuse yourself to the bathoom!
Ryan Edwards from Teen Mom aka dead beat dad is accusing sweet lil Maci of cheating on him when they were together with her now beau Kyle King. I'm embarrassed to admit this but during the first season of this show, I was all for Ryan, and of course for all of the wrong reasons. You may be good looking Ryan, but you sure are as dumb as rocks. Who the heck do you think is going to believe you over Maci? Do us all a favor, be a man, get a job, shut up, and most of all back off on trashing my girl Maci. Ugh.
In the Marie Claire November issue out now, Victoria Beckham goes on and on about how perfect her husband is. And apparently, the rest of the world is just trying to find something wrong with him. While I must admit that David is easy on the eyes and his body is to die for, I don't think I'd go on and on calling him "perfect." Especially after the recent cheating allegations. Posh, I know it's hard to keep that opinionated mouth shut but save yourself the embarrassment and just stay quiet. After all, your husband is rumored to be canoodling with a hooker. Not so perfect after all, huh?
In a recent British GQ article, Jessica Alba is complaining about her post-baby body. She insists that her breasts are saggy, her hips are big, and she even has cellulite. Oh no, not cellulite! Join the club Jessica. And honestly, I don't even want to hear it. What size are you again, homegirl? A zero? Oh yeah, your hips are HUGE. I typically love you Mrs. Cash Warren but you need to get over yourself because no one's buying it.
