Shut up Jessica Alba

In a recent British GQ article, Jessica Alba is complaining about her post-baby body. She insists that her breasts are saggy, her hips are big, and she even has cellulite. Oh no, not cellulite! Join the club Jessica. And honestly, I don't even want to hear it. What size are you again, homegirl? A zero? Oh yeah, your hips are HUGE. I typically love you Mrs. Cash Warren but you need to get over yourself because no one's buying it.