Heidi Montag's Mom's New Job

Darlene Egelhoff (mother of Heidi Montag) has apparently hit hard times. It looks like after 21 years of owning the Timberline Restaurant in beautiful Crested Butte, Colorado, the restaurant closed. And now Darlene cleans houses as a maid in her small Colorado hometown. Now, while I don't think there is anything wrong with the house cleaning profession, I just don't think it's right for Darlene. And I seriously want to smack Heidi Montag across her plastic face and give her size G breasts a wake up call. She has not spoken to her mother in nine months and has no right to treat her that way! But no, really, Heidi needs an ass beating and while we're add it, let's jump Spencer as well (no real threats here people). These two are the biggest wastes of space and embarrassment to society, and I'm sick of them getting paid  to do nothing. So come on Cali residents and do us far away east coast people a favor, take down the Pratts!