Aguilera ain't playin', Divorcing already

2 days after UsMagazine.com reported that Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman were separating, they are now confirming that Christina has filed for divorce (according to their TMZ contacts). Christina is citing "irreconcilable differences" and is asking for joint physical and legal custody over their 2 year old child, Max. The divorce petition also asks that "Earnings and accumulations of [Aguilera] before marriage, during marriage and from and after the date of separation" be considered separate property. Well I'm sorry Mr. Bratman, it doesn't even look like you were given a chance and Ms. Aguilera isn't wasting any time. And she most certainly isn't trying to go 50/50 with the dollar dollar bills either. Good thing you're a big shot music producer. Anyway, better luck next time buddy, maybe follow your roots and find yourself a nice NYC jewish girl. Best Wishes :P